Forever immortalized....
It occurs to me that this blog serves a dual purpose of keeping you all updated, AND keeping me in mind of the past. In other words, I can look back and do one of those "oh yeah!"-down-memory-lane-type-trips.... So in interest of that, I will record here some quotes I feel should never be forgotten. If you are quoted, please don't take offense... it just means you are memorable to me... and we all say stupid things!
"Do you feel fullfilled?" -- best comeback to a profession of love EVER (Chris to Rachel, 199?)
"But if we turn this way, it IS north!" -- best explanation of directions in Germany (Martha to Doug, 2001)
"What kind of psycho cuts off his ear and mails it to his girlfriend?" (Doug to Martha - in reference to a picture by PICASSO)
"Uh.....Van Gogh?" (Martha responds with a little sarcasm...2001)
"But we would be MORE than friends... We'd be f*** buddies!" -- ACTUAL quote from a guy hoping to get laid ... he did not.
"This is so pointless." -- most often quoted family phrase (cranky Rebekah to sisters in the car, 2004)
"I've become slowly disillusioned and my love for you has faded away." -- best break-up line ever! Who could be mad after a line like that??
"I'm not drunk...I hold my breath every second." -- best rationalization of drinking ever (My DAD, post-Emily's wedding)
"I'm sorry you had to touch that snooby kloonex" -- most concerned drunk person (Hannah, June 3rd 2004 -- the big 2-1!!)
"You've never had my head in your armpit" -- best pickup line (Hannah to Joel, same night)
"My lips hurt real bad." -- Napoleon Dynamite trying to get his brother to bring him chapstick.
"My feelings hurt real bad." -- Mr. B. quoting Napoleon Dynamite in a desperate (and successful) attempt to get me to talk to him.
There are others.... that's all for now, however. Please feel free to post any YOU think of!! This will be fun!!
"Do you feel fullfilled?" -- best comeback to a profession of love EVER (Chris to Rachel, 199?)
"But if we turn this way, it IS north!" -- best explanation of directions in Germany (Martha to Doug, 2001)
"What kind of psycho cuts off his ear and mails it to his girlfriend?" (Doug to Martha - in reference to a picture by PICASSO)
"Uh.....Van Gogh?" (Martha responds with a little sarcasm...2001)
"But we would be MORE than friends... We'd be f*** buddies!" -- ACTUAL quote from a guy hoping to get laid ... he did not.
"This is so pointless." -- most often quoted family phrase (cranky Rebekah to sisters in the car, 2004)
"I've become slowly disillusioned and my love for you has faded away." -- best break-up line ever! Who could be mad after a line like that??
"I'm not drunk...I hold my breath every second." -- best rationalization of drinking ever (My DAD, post-Emily's wedding)
"I'm sorry you had to touch that snooby kloonex" -- most concerned drunk person (Hannah, June 3rd 2004 -- the big 2-1!!)
"You've never had my head in your armpit" -- best pickup line (Hannah to Joel, same night)
"My lips hurt real bad." -- Napoleon Dynamite trying to get his brother to bring him chapstick.
"My feelings hurt real bad." -- Mr. B. quoting Napoleon Dynamite in a desperate (and successful) attempt to get me to talk to him.
There are others.... that's all for now, however. Please feel free to post any YOU think of!! This will be fun!!
posted by Martha @ 8:50 PM
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